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| * | "Ah... oh my god! Bleh...ick, ewww. Ughh!" - the daily thoughts of your toilet |
| * | Hey, did you ever notice that heinous ryhmes with anus? Peculiar, huh? |
| * | I'm just guessing, but I bet that if you ever shat, threw-up, sneezed and
pissed all at once while sweating profusely, it would be quite orgasmic! On a similar note, I've sneezed and farted at the same time, but that was mostly just embarrassing! |
| * | Have you ever noticed that the curved, deep epliptical shape of the toilet, though functional, is perhaps too acoustically designed for sound magnification? |
| * | A perfect union of man and machine...the toilet. Technology extraordinairre! |