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| * | My ex-girlfriend (a trampy whore!) was such a stupid idiot that she believed me when I jokingly told her the glass on the sliding glass doors in our room at a beach cabana we rented over Memorial Day Weekend was one of those one-way mirrors. I didn't think anything of it until I returned back from a quick dip in the lake, and I found a half-dozen teenage boys standing in front of my door, gawking at my naked girlfriend. She was actually dancing around, laughing and having a good ol' time. The boys took off when I approached them. When I opened the door and walked in, she was laughing and told me she loved the mirrored doors and thought it was so much fun dancing around naked in front of those boys and if only they could have seen her! When I asked her if she thought it was odd for a bunch of boys to be staring so intently at a mirror, she still didn't get what had happened. I told her I was only joking about the one-way mirror, and she turned completely red, both embarrassed and angry. She wouldn't leave the room all weekend because she was too afraid those boys would see her. |
| * | A friend of mine was dating this guy who was
an academic genius, but a common sense moron. During a conversation about mixed drinks, he
actually asked her, "What's in a gin and tonic?" She replied, "Rum and
coke", to which he replied, "Oh, okay." I wish I was making this one
up! -- submitted by Lily Munster (mystress_lily@yahoo.com), St. Louis, MO USA |