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Two attractive woman are sitting at a bar when the one woman asks her friend what time it
is. Her friend responds that she doesn't know. Bob, overhering the conversation, saunters
over to them. He figures this is a good chance to meet them and break the ice. "Excuse me
ladies, " he says, "it is...DAMMIT!" As Bob went to look at his watch, he mistakenly spilled
his Vodka Tonic which was in his watch wearing hand. He intended to break the ice. He
ended up spilling ice right into the lap of the woman he was trying to impress.
* The classically-minded among us have noted a new TV ad for Microsoft's Internet Explorer
e-mail program which uses the musical theme of the "Confutatis Maledictis" from Mozart's
Requiem. "Where do you want to go today?" is the cheery line on the screen. While the
chorus sings "Confutatis maledictis, flammis acribus addictis," This translates to "The damned
and accursed are convicted to the flames of hell." Good to know that Microsoft has done its
research.

 

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