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| * | As I sit and ponder life's eternal questions, and contempalate my own continously dwindling existence, I often wonder..."Do people who own the ClapperŽ have problems when the ClapperŽ commercials come on? I mean, do their lights flash on and off throughout the ad? |
| * | What If the Hokey Pokey is really what it's all about? |
| * | If at first you don't succeed, skydiving isn't for you. |
| * | First things first, but not necessarily in that order. |
| * | I used to be indecisive... but now I'm not so too sure. |
| * | Isn't Disney World a people trap operated by a mouse? |
| * | Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard? |
| * | Isn't the best way to save face to keep the lower part shut? |
| * | Tell a man that there are 400 billion stars and he'll believe you. Tell
him a bench has wet paint and he has to touch it. |
| * | If it's zero degrees outside today and it's supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be? |
| * | How come abbreviated is such a long word? |
| * | Whose cruel idea was it for the word "lisp" to have an "s" in it? |
| * | Click here for a tribute to a master of the Wisdumb : Steven Wright |